I’m pretty sure they only added this scene so that Harry Hamlin had to wear a hard hat.

I’m pretty sure they only added this scene so that Harry Hamlin had to wear a hard hat.

Here’s the track “Open Face Sandwich,” performed tonight on air. It’s maybe the dumbest thing we’ve ever done. Featuring myself, Intern Will, and Helen Noble. We’re known as Sandwich Vibes.

On Patrol #65: She Knew It And She Met Him

Download the latest episode of ON PATROL right now - so much show! HELEN NOBLE comes in-studio to help Will and Peter perform their debut single “Open Face Sandwich”! Peter talks about Facebook bait links, aka Dentists Hate Her! FANNY LAU and JAMIE CARTWRIGHT stop by to discuss Rwanda, the dangers of having an office, and Cloud Atlas! A exchange student exposes the differences between America and Germany! ALEX YORK and JACK CANFIELD crash the studio unexpectedly! Jimmy Johns jams! And more! Get it right now!

ON PATROL tonight!

7-9 PM CST. Be there.

We were having a conversation.

We were having a conversation.

This sums up what I do for a (non)living.

This sums up what I do for a (non)living.

On Patrol #64: Olivia Hall

Download the latest episode of ON PATROL right now! Peter’s dad and sister join him in-studio - and Peter’s dad goes on a long rant about the movie Noah! Also, he reveals a big secret from Peter’s part, and a special guest joins them in-studio! Peter tries to recruit the SNL Voice Over Guy for the show! CLARRISA FRAYN discusses GlobeMed, Face Farts, and a new segment called “I Can’t Believe”! Get it now - this one is huge!

ON PATROL tonight!

Tonight! 7-9 PM CST on WLFM! You should be listening!

On Patrol #63: Problems

Download the latest episode of ON PATROL WITH PETER RAFFEL! Rap group MOKUMBO is in-studio to perform songs, freestyle, and talk about influences! The fake “Mickey Rooney” is unveiled! Peter and Will make a big announcement! Talk of Russian stuff, pronouncing words, and weird waiter touching! Get it now - it’s a big one! Also, Intern Will freestyles about Gummy Bears! Never forget!

ON PATROL tonight!

ON PATROL from 7-9 PM CST! Rap group Mokumbo is gonna be there! Tune in!

On Patrol #62: Can Lisa Bonet Still Get It?

ON PATROL returns after a lengthy hiatus, and it’s quite the episode! Peter talks Moby Dick, the Grave of the Unknown Soldier, and Chuck Close - and Intern Will doesn’t know anything about any of that! MITCHELL GREENBERG has returned from London to share stories of going back to the Stone Age, weird British television shows, and his mother’s arthritis commercial! Peter and Will discuss Game of Thrones, and which Lord of the Rings movie is the best! Gertrude stops by to interview for Broduction Productions, after accidentally hitting Ruth Bader Ginsburg with her car! And more! Download it now!

ON PATROL tonight!

Tonight! ON PATROL is live from 7-9 PM CST on WLFM! Tune in and enjoy!

Here’s Sigur Rós with George R.R. Martin, because in this day and age, things aren’t already goddamn weird enough.

Here’s Sigur Rós with George R.R. Martin, because in this day and age, things aren’t already goddamn weird enough.

  

You know I’d never leave you.

On The Water - The Walkmen

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