January 2010
49 posts
Oh, teenage horniness.
Jane: Have you heard of anything going on tonight?
Penis: Yeah, sumthing about u wntin to come over n chill cus im groundzies
Jane: haha what'd you do?
Penis: My mom found out that i threw down
Jane: ohh bummer i'm sorry
Penis: O so thats a no ur not gonna come chill
Jane: no I want to go out
Penis: O well thats a shame boss it culda been fun
For those who are wondering, I'm not Penis. Or Jane.
It's here. Vinyl Fantasy 7. Download it! →
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It’s good, get it.
prettypineapplestar-deactivated asked: http://prettypineapplestar.tumblr.com/post/363172198/i-just-hate-the-fact-that-i-hate-it-when-people-cannot
What do you think about that post? I somehow... need to know? OK. I need if the message's clear.
What do you think about that post? I somehow... need to know? OK. I need if the message's clear.
Things To Do Now That Women Are No Longer an...
Just shaved my head today for our big swim meet, and needless to say, I am no longer an indie rock nerd. I’m now some guy listening to Animal Collective, wearing a flannel shirt, and rocking a bald head. So now that women will no longer be attracted to me, I can worry about things. Such as:
1. LOST, starting Feb. 2. That will probably we the majority of my time.
2. Picking out hats to...
More memoir crap to come. Until then,...
On the subject of a girl who's been talking to me...
Me: well its just i dont have to do anything. i talked to her first on the book yesterday, but she started everything else.
Meghan: well it's good that you like her peter
Meghan: I'm happy for you there
Meghan: I think this could really work for you
Me: haha well i dunno if she likes me. but it seems like it from all the attention
Meghan: girls don't do this type of thing without a motive
Me: like sex?
Me: is that a motive?
Me (via text): if it doesn't [work out with hope] then I'm living at ur house. Heads up.
Lauren: Good to know!
WatchLittle known fact: Snookie from Jersey Shore’s nickname is derived from the electronic artist Dan Deacon’s song “Snookered.” Here’s a video I made of the cast dancing to the song to illustrate my point.
“Favre just got interceptedddddddddddd. Huggggeee mistakeeeee. Overtimeeeeee.”
– Mom, while watching football. Note: “intercepted,” “huge mistake” and “overtime” were sung. I hate when my mom watches sports.
“So she texted me back “I’m looking for chemistry. I just...”
– My 53 year old dad, on dating.
The Feeling.
My first make out was nothing like a movie. It wasn’t on a beach, with classical music playing, as a woman I felt a connect with let me embrace her as we kissed. It was nothing like that. It was at one in the morning on January 1st, 2008 with a girl I didn’t know while a drunk man danced around the pool next to us. The only movie-esque quality about it was the glowing stars above...
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One Girl Disagrees with Avatar Not Even Being That... →
emes:
ohmeohyou:
Just made a new blog about how Avatar isn’t even that good. You should probably follow it.
i heartily disagree. i mean, was it good as a serious film that you take seriously and analyze for meaning rather than a 3-hour long acid-trippy mouth-agape adjective-spewing hyphenated special-effects orgy? not really. but was it the most amazing fucking 3 hour long special effects...
AVATAR ISN'T EVEN THAT GOOD has been started. ... →
Just made a new blog about how Avatar isn’t even that good. You should probably follow it.
It’s very quiet and subtle, but this is a...
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I don’t know why anyone would ride their bike while walking their dog. That’s like the dog equivalent of chasing the bus. If the bus had a leash on you and you were forced to keep up. Maybe it’s more like the dog equivalent of the Holocaust.
Things I've Lost Throughout The Course of High...
One thing that kids are notorious of is losing things, whether it be hats, shirts, sweaters, jackets, mittens, flash drives. Eventually we grow out of it, or just keep it to ourselves. This is, however, the awkward stage between these two extremes, which is the high school version of losing things. Now, I will describe a brief list of items I have lost during my days in high school.
1. My...
emes asked: well...I don't know if I'd call myself an adult except I guess I am one by law but I still can't drink SO BUT ANYWAY
RE: your essay
i agree with everything you said. i used to think that because my personality was changing so much and because i sort of molded it to certain social situations/people, and because i was very worried about my own trials/tribulations...
RE: your essay
i agree with everything you said. i used to think that because my personality was changing so much and because i sort of molded it to certain social situations/people, and because i was very worried about my own trials/tribulations...
meaghano asked: One of the most jarring things about being young, I've found (and am still finding), is how much things change and how quickly. Maybe this is not unique to the young, but to anyone tuned in for growth, or anyone who bothers to think about it.
How much has changed in a year? And what? Does it scare you, to realize how much your ideas about yourself and the world have shifted--...
How much has changed in a year? And what? Does it scare you, to realize how much your ideas about yourself and the world have shifted--...
Anonymous asked: what year are you? when do we get to hear about prom drama?
“We’d still have, uh, ‘So You Think You Can Dance,’ and...”
– David Cross, on a world without The Simpsons
laurenddddd asked: STEREOTYPE YOURSELF. Because you're a teenager, your brain isn't totally done developing, so let's not play like you're too complex to stereotype. So: Jock, nerd, goth? Other, new stereotypes that I don't know about? (To even the playing field, I was a member of what I call the "Indie Honor Roll"—we complained about Modest Mouse selling out and got good...
Girl Talk is playing.
Swim coach: This is terrible.
Me: ?
Swim coach: This is terrible.
Me: Okay. Dan (other coach) likes it.
Swim coach: Dan likes it?
Me: Yeah, he saw him in concert.
Swim coach: You can't see this is concert. It's just a bunch of old songs put together.
Me: It's an art form.
Swim coach: It's terrible.
Me: (silence)
I hate swimming.
Ask me anything, Adults. I know you want to... →
High school might be over for you. But for me, it’s still goin’ on. And you wanna know about it. So ask me questions, adults.
The Best of 2009...I Guess
I know it’s a little late, but this is pretty much the definitive list, so these things take time. So here we go.
Movies:
1. A Serious Man
2. Inglourious Basterds
3. Adventureland
4. Where The Wild Things Are
5. Funny People…I think.
TV Shows:
1. Mad Men
2. LOST
3. 30 Rock
4. Parks and Recreation
5. Dexter
Music:
1. Merriweather Post Pavilion, Animal Collective
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Spiritualized - Anyway That You Want Me
God, I...
Contra - Vampire Weekend
2008 was a great year for Vampire Weekend; they’re self titled debut blew up on the scene and with good reason. It was all album that, unlike other indie rock albums of the time, felt good. It was new, exciting, and extremely catchy. With songs like “Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa” and “M79,” listeners got a taste of a band that somehow was able to release multi-layered...
Me: So what'd you think of Hope?
Jane: ...She had really nice skin...
Me: Fuck you.
This is the best song of the last decade....
Ottoman - Vampire Weekend
I think this song has...