Oh, me.

Teen angst has transitioned into just angst.

Sometimes politics is fun, I guess.

I feel like this stuff only happens in college. And I’m so glad it does.
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I feel like this stuff only happens in college. And I’m so glad it does.

Click to make it bigger. You really should.

On Patrol #26: Rum Bananas/Bananas Foster

Download the latest episode of ON PATROL - we apologize for its tardiness, but it’s finally here! Peter discusses his body falling apart and Subway workers freaking out! MARI AYALA, the famous artist, is in studio to talk about the meaning behind her work, dressing in all black, and Crocs! Foul-Mouthed Station Manager LANDON comes on mic to terrorize Peter, and curse on air (Note: There’s a bit of language at that part). And even more! 

ALSO: Next week is the year finale of ON PATROL - it’ll be jammed-packed! TONS of in-studio guests, songs, laughs, food, people, and just about everything you could imagine! Listen on Monday from 7-9 PM CT on WLFM! Do it!

Tonight! ON PATROL goes on patrol and you should tune in! 7-9 PM CT with in-studio guests, calls, stories, laughs, and more! Do it now! Tune in on WLFM! Do it! Click through the picture!

Tonight! ON PATROL goes on patrol and you should tune in! 7-9 PM CT with in-studio guests, calls, stories, laughs, and more! Do it now! Tune in on WLFM! Do it! Click through the picture!

Download Major Grotto: Episode Three!

For all you lazies: Here’s episode three of MAJOR GROTTO, condensed for your listening pleasure! In this edition, General Brock Lightning struggles with life under the sea, Record Day Store arrives, a main character dies, and a clue about the criminal is revealed! Also, we all break down and start laughing. Sorry. But enjoy!

On Patrol #25: Time Goes Fast In Busy Day Life

Download the latest episode of ON PATROL NOW, where the cup overfloweth! Episode Three of MAJOR GROTTO is performed live, for your listening pleasure - featuring David Lewis, Joe Fey, Nico Glennon, Mari Ayala, Kanami Fukada, Morgan Gray, Greta Schmitt, and Maggie Ward! Peter discusses the milk explosion, and the aftermath! JAKE WOODFORD makes his triumphant return to the show, to discuss Mitt Romney’s small hands, and drunkenly endorsing ON PATROL and killing pigs! Talk of “No Rails” and LUaroo! And much more! Download now! 

Tonight! We go ON PATROL with an action-packed episode! MAJOR GROTTO, Episode Three, will be performed LIVE for your listening enjoyment! Several in-studio guests! Stories, calls, music, laughs, and more! 7-9 PM CT on WLFM! Click through the picture, and listen to Major Grotto One and Two, here and here!

Tonight! We go ON PATROL with an action-packed episode! MAJOR GROTTO, Episode Three, will be performed LIVE for your listening enjoyment! Several in-studio guests! Stories, calls, music, laughs, and more! 7-9 PM CT on WLFM! Click through the picture, and listen to Major Grotto One and Two, here and here!

For anyone who is on the fence about watching The West Wing, this photo should push you over into the “Fuck The West Wing” yard.

For anyone who is on the fence about watching The West Wing, this photo should push you over into the “Fuck The West Wing” yard.

Brains - Lower Dens

Oh man, does Lower Dens nail it right here.

(Source: Spotify)

Bosses being bosses #4: Rick Ross

On Patrol #24: Difficulty

Download the latest episode of ON PATROL - it’s not to be missed! Peter discusses the sunglasses store in Appleton, and the bugs that want to get in his mouth! SARAH LAVEN is in-studio, to talk about Disney World Neo Nazis, car seats, and to sing a song! A call from an angry classmate of Peter, who threatens him with her death stare! Discussion of Brian Wilson’s rap song, “Smart Girls,” and why it’s the worst song ever! And finally, Peter announces the ON PATROL musical, featuring Station Manager Landon! Grab it now!

Tonight! We go ON PATROL with another awesome episode! 7-9 PM CT on WLFM! Calls, gags, music, in-studio guests, and more! Be there or be square (don’t be square)! Click through the picture to listen!

Tonight! We go ON PATROL with another awesome episode! 7-9 PM CT on WLFM! Calls, gags, music, in-studio guests, and more! Be there or be square (don’t be square)! Click through the picture to listen!

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—Ty Segall & Mikal Cronin - Reverse Shark Attack

So, so awesome.

Reverse Shark Attack - Ty Segall & Mikal Cronin